Most sequels, especially in the horror genre, usually pale in comparison to their predecessor. No matter what, each new installment in your typical horror franchise is usually lacking since most sequels are made by greedy Hollywood producers with box office numbers floating around in their head rather than a passion to deliver a well made film.
As is the case with the Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street series, the original 1978 John Carpenter classic Halloween has spawned seven sequels. In 2007, rock musician turned screenwriter/film director Rob Zombie remade the original Halloween in hopes of reviving the franchise which has been plagued with a series of lackluster sequels (in my opinion, with the exception of Halloween: Resurrection, each film in series has its charm yet none compare to the original film). Rob Zombie's "re-imagining" of the original Michael Myers tale proved to be a revamped version of the original, adding a twisted look into Michael Myers' childhood, his life in the mental institution after murdering his older sister, and his eventual escape to relive his grisly crime in his hometown of Haddonfield, Illinois.
The film, starring Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, Sheri Moon Zombie (Rob's wife), Brad Dourif, Danielle Harris (fans may know her best as Michael's niece Jamie Lloyd from Halloween 4 & 5), and newcomer Scout-Taylor Compton, who plays Michael's baby sister Laurie Strode previously played by the now-famous Jamie Lee Curtis, received mix critical reviews upon its release. While some called it a great companion piece to the original just as David Cronenberg's The Fly was to its 1958 predecessor, others called it "trashy" and over-all "a mess of a film." After repeated viewings, the film has since grown on me and I consider it one of the better entries in the franchise (still you cannot beat John Carpenter's masterpiece).
Since the film was a huge success (it broke box-office records a Labor Day weekend opening), a sequel was inevitable. Over the course of a year, many writers and directors were considered for the project since Rob Zombie wasn't too interested in making a sequel. Though as time passed, with no one at the helm of the film, Rob Zombie made up his mind and gained interest in continuing his vision on the story.
Rob Zombie on set of HALLOWEEN 2007.
Zombie has already proven himself as a competent horror director. His second film, House of 1000 Corpses follow-up The Devil's Rejects became a huge cult favorite which lead him to write and direct his highly successful Halloween remake. With a clean slate, Rob took this opportunity to deliver an all new Halloween movie experience. How did it pan out?
*SPOILERS AHEAD*
The film opens against black with this definition:
WHITE HORSE - linked to instinct, purity and the drive of the physical body to release powerful and emotional forces, like rage with ensuing chaos and destruction.
-- excerpt from The Subconscious Psychosis of Dreams
Then it cuts to Deborah Myers, Michael Myers' mother, visiting him in the sanitarium as a young boy. It's Christmas time and she brings a him a statue of a white horse. Michael proceeds to tell his mother that it reminds him of a dream he had where she was dressed in all white and was walking with a white horse, preparing to take Michael away with her. So far, we are given an interesting look at Michael's yearning to escape the asylum and return home. The film suddenly shifts to 15 years later where we pick up where the last film left off. It's Halloween night. After having shot Michael in the face, a bloodied Laurie Strode wanders aimlessly in shock through the streets of Haddonfield. Sheriff Brackett (played to perfection by Brad Dourif. I actually favor him more than Brackett in the original films) finds her and takes her to Haddonfield General Hospital to be treated for her wounds. In a nice nod to the original 1981 Halloween II, the first fifteen minutes or so takes place in the deserted hospital where Michael carves through a few members of the hospital staff in pursuit of Laurie.
As Laurie is ambushed and almost brained with an axe, in typical slasher film fashion, we cut to the present (3 more days 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock!)where we discover that the hospital attack was all a dream. We discover that Laurie is now a disturbed youth in revolt, struggling to cope with her past trauma. She lives with Sheriff Brackett and his daughter, Laurie's former best friend/Halloween I survivor, Annie - all of whom are trying to leave the memory of Michael Myers behind them. The home life of this returning trio is quite charming and a highlight of the film. Brackett is very loving yet overprotective of his only daughter and Laurie. His situation actually creates empathy for the character as he takes it upon himself to deal with Annie - now a homebody who cooks and cleans for everyone - and Laurie who has taken upon a facade as a wild and rambunctious punk who is a really a very damaged person.
It seems like Laurie is having disturbing nightmares and visions (including one where young Michael and Mama Myers fawn over as she is sprawled along a long table where a group of people with pumpkins for heads are having a Halloween feast - very weird shit but at the same time, very cool).
On a positive note, the dreams and vision are beautifully shot and wildly imaginative while a few don't make any sense. If Laurie had no idea that she is a member of the Myers clan, then why is she having visions of Deborah and Young Michael? And how was she able to recreate the death of Ronnie White (Deborah's boyfriend from the previous film) in her dream, using Annie as a substitute, when she most likely knew none of the details of his murder?
Laurie also has two new best friends, Mya and Harley. Now, I would have really given two shits about these characters if they had more than 10 minutes of screen time. With the exception of Laurie, Annie, and Brackett, almost all of the characters in this film serve no purpose at all and are extremely underdeveloped --- even Dr. Loomis who is supposed to be the hero of the film. I don't mind the major character shift of Dr. Loomis. It's actually quite a breath of fresh air to have Loomis be this money hungry, fame seeking celebrity who gains profit off the misery of others by writing a controversial book about Michael's bloody rampage last Halloween - the polar opposite of Donald Pleasence's Captain Ahab-esque portrayal of the character from the original films. The most satisfying thing would be for Loomis to slowly realize what he did was wrong and he will be able to redeem himself by saving the day. It adds layers to the character. This never happens. Loomis spends most of the movie in a fancy hotel, depressed about the bad press and negative reviews he is receiving. It's only at the last minute when Loomis sees a news report of Michael taking Laurie hostage where he decides to take action --- and he is immediately killed when he intervenes! Really, if Loomis wasn't in this film, it really wouldn't be any different. They should have just left him dead in the first film (if you didn't see the first film, Michael nearly flattened his head towards the end) rather then retcon him into the second. He would have at least been remembered as a hero.
Anyway, Michael has apparently been hauled up in the a shack in the middle of the woods recovering from the bullet wound where he gets visits from the ghostly wraith of his own mother, Deborah, and himself as a child. Deborah tells Michael that Halloween is approaching and he must find "Angel" so they can all "be a family again." What is really cool about this scene is that we discover that young Michael speaks for adult Michael when his mother speaks to him; though I do have some complaints about this new element to the story which I will address later.
After this scene, we get some unnecessary filler scenes which really do not need to be in the film. The first one I'm going to talk about, I can excuse, because it lent a little bit to the characterization of Michael Myers. He is caught trespassing and stealing from some rednecks who decided to ambush him. Michael, of course, slaughters them all and *eek* guts and eats their dog which is actually a nod to the original 1978 film where Loomis and Brackett find the dead dog in the abandoned Myers house to which Loomis explains "he got hungry." However, there is another scene in which Michael attacks the strip club where his mother was once employed. He smashes a bartenders head in with his foot, breaks the club owner's arm and bashes his head into a wall, and repeatedly smashes a stripper's face into a mirror. This scene really didn't have nothing to do with the plot and the overall theme of the film. What exactly did this have to do with Michael's "mission"? Did Michael slaughter the club owner out of vengeance because he made Michael's mother flash her titties to a bunch of horny drunks for a fistful of singles? Does this really mean Michael kills people because he was traumatized by the fact his mother danced around naked for a living? Really, this nothing more than a showcase of grisly special effects and overt violence brought onto disposable characters. The time spent on these scenes could have been further developing the main characters.
Then, Halloween arrives. Loomis' book is out in stores. Michael has arrived in Haddonfield with Deborah and young Michael at his side, cheering him on. Laurie finds out from Loomis' book that she is Angel Myers, Michael Myers' sister. She freaks out, runs away from Brackett's, and goes in party with Mya and Harley at the Haddonfield Phantom Jam - an elaborate set piece that really didn't contribute much to the advancement of the story which was quite a shame because it did set the right mood for the holiday. All that happens is Michael shows up, and kills Harley and some guy she is fucking in the back of a van parked outside. Then he leaves! What?! Why didn't he make his move on Laurie when she was at that same party? Why randomly kill Harley?
Anyway, Michael walks all the way back to the Brackett house (how did he know where it was and how did he know Laurie lived there?) and *cries* kills Annie. A few minutes later, Laurie and Mya arrive and discover Annie almost-dead in the bathroom. I would like to point out really how powerful this scene was. Annie's death is off-screen though we do hear screaming and slashing behind closed doors, leaving it up to our imagination of how brutal it was - especially when we discover Annie, naked and slashed up, lying in the middle of blood soaked bathroom. Mya is killed downstairs when calling 911. Laurie cradles Annie in her arms as she dies, and when she finally passes on, the performances of Scout-Taylor Compton and Danielle Harris are genuine and amazing. The music, shots, and acting in this particular scene hit all the right marks to evoke an emotional reaction out of the audience (at least for me). It also didn't hurt having the presence of Danielle Harris who was already a fan favorite for playing Jamie in Halloween 4 & 5. It's no surprise that she is able to act in such an intense seen since she has been battling masked killers and triumphing through carnage since the age of 10.
Danielle Harris made a splatter as little Jamie Lloyd in HALLOWEEN 4 back in 1988.
Who wants to make a bet that Annie will be back for H3?
Then Michael bursts through the door and chases Laurie through the rural landscape. Meanwhile, in perhaps the saddest and, in my opinion, the most well-acted scene in a horror film, is Brackett's discovery and reaction to his daughter's death. Brad Dourif is an amazing actor and his scenes are played so perfectly that his performance enough to recommend this film to the general movie buff whether they like horror films or not.
Anyways, Laurie flags down a car and is picked up. Though before they are able to make their escape, Michael kills the driver and flips the car over with his bare hands (No kidding. It was actually pretty cool albeit a little unrealistic). Then, Michael carries the unconscious Laurie to a shack where they have a nice little family reunion. Laurie now is able to see Deborah and young Michael just as Michael does. Young Michael holds Laurie down to where Deborah forces Laurie to say "I love you, mommy." This is where Loomis comes in to try and save the day only to be slashed to death. Brackett ends up shooting Michael with a sniper rifle. Michael falls from the impact of the bullets and is impaled by old farming equipment. Laurie goes over to Michael, crying "I love you brother." Then she snaps and stabs him repeatedly with his own knife. She then walks out of the shed, wearing Michael's mask (The theater burst into laughter at this part. She looked like a Bobblehead Myers) much to the dismay of Brackett and the other police officers.
The film ends with Laurie in a white room with Deborah and the white horse walking towards her (with a creepy rendition of "Laurie's Theme" from the original 1978 film playing). Laurie looks into the camera and an evil little grin spreads across her face (perhaps an homage to the end of Psycho).
Then the end credits roll inter-cut with stills from the previous film accompanied by the infamous "Halloween theme" (the first and only times the theme is played by the way. A ballsy move for any director of a Halloween sequel).
*END SPOILERS*
I will start off by stating the PROS of the film:
- Michael's new look was fresh yet still retained some of that Boogeyman like quality. I didn't notice that half of the mask was missing, much, showing Michael's face - it reminded me of something out of Phantom of the Opera.
- The cinematography. This film had a mood and tone that perfectly matched the fall landscape of mid-western town with a domineering gloom over it. The mist, the moonlight, the jack o-lanterns, and trick or treaters all lent themselves to the setting of the film and definitely made it feel like it actually took place on Halloween and was indeed much better than the look of the last three films. Kudos to director of photography Brandon Trost.
- The acting of the main players. Compton, Harris, and Dourif played the roles to perfection. They were all underused and underdeveloped in the previous film that it was a relief to see that they had a good amount of screen time. McDowell was good with what he had. He really does know how to play an egotistical scumbag very well. Tyler Mane as Michael Myers was indeed a much different take on the character yet Mane still managed to give a terrifying performance.
- The idea (not the execution) of Deborah Myers and young Michael reaching out to Michael from behind the grave. It actually shows a good link between the film and the actually mythology of Halloween which is said to be the night where the boundary between the living and the deceased dissolved and the dead are free to roam the earth and wreak havoc on the living.
- The cameos from genre veterans such as Margot "Lois Lane" Kidder - who also starred in '70s horror classics earlier in her career such as Brian DePalma's Sisters, Black Christmas and The Amityville Horror, Caroline Williams (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Stepfather 2), and Betsy Rue (My Bloody Valentine remake).
Now, the bad stuff - THE CONS:
- *The execution of the visions of Deborah Myers and young Michael. I thought Sheri Moon Zombie did a really great job in the last film as Michael's tormented mother (except for the white trash stripper side), but her acting in this film was simply not good. Daeg Faerch's (who played young Michael in the last film) replacement, Chase Vanek. Faerch as young Michael Myers was chilling. He was perfectly cast in the previous film. This new kid was very bland and his performance seemed forced. Was he reading his lines off a cue card?
Daeg Faerch, who played young Michael Myers in the previous film, delivered an amazing performance as a child-killer.
- The character development was lacking once again like the previous film. There were probably about ten characters in the film that were killed off without even knowing their names. The Harley character seemed to be there just to be that slutty girl cliché in all slasher films who we all know is going to be knocked off faster than when she was introduced. Mya had potential to be a very important character to the film - almost like a support system for Laurie since she seemed to be her only "normal" friend. But she was as useless as Harley.
- There was absolutely no suspense in this film. I was not scared at all. Even the cheap "jump scenes" didn't get a reaction out of me.
OVERALL:
An interesting take on the Michael Myers story but a disappointing film going experience. There are some tender, well-acted moments that definitely make the film a little deeper than most horror films but most times these are overshadowed by a lack of a narrative structure, some really bad acting, too many clichés and plot holes, unnecessary death scenes, and an anticlimactic ending. The promise of the premise was that this film would be an intense psychological horror film that would focus on the mental breakdown of our main character and her battle with evil that will ultimately reveal her fate. Really this just as a typical slasher film, no better or worse than the most mediocre Halloween sequel with poorly executed ideas, zero character development, and more emphasis on violence and gore. If you're a Rob Zombie fan or an open-minded Halloween fan, go see it, but you'd probably get the same reaction from this film as you would from watching a Friday the 13th sequel.
On a scale of 1 to 10 (worst to best), I'll give it a 5.
NEWS FLASH: Even though Halloween II came in third place behind The Final Destination and Inglorious Basterds only making a mere $16 million during the Labor Day Weekend, it still made $2 million more than it's budget which guarantees a sequel. According to numerous entertainment magazines and websites, the Weinstein Company who own the rights to the Halloween films are currently in development with a Halloween 3D (probably since The Final Destination beat Halloween II out of ticket sales with the appeal of the 3D gimmick).
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Horror Movies 2009
It seems like we have alot of horror films coming out this year that are highly anticipated, and should I say, controverstial. Whether it is a remake of a classic horror film (Friday the 13th 2009 being the most discussed, debated, praised, and hated horror remake next to Halloween 2007), or a new cycle (Spider-Man's Sam Raimi returning to horror after almost 20 years with Drag Me To Hell).
We have a a variety of films coming up this year - from PG13 to 3D to remake (and sequel to remake) - and they all are getting mixed reactions (and some huge backlash) and some aren't even completed!
So far, we have seen My Bloody Valentine in 3D, a remake of a cult 1981 slasher film. The film, in my opinion, was the best remake of a horror film ever made (actually I thought The Thing and The Blob are the greatest remakes ever made). I wouldn't certainly say it's better than the original - they both have their strengths and weaknesses. But it's everything a remake should be - it shouldn't try to outdo the original, but either expand on the concept or provide a new twist on the story then be as entertaining as possible when executing the idea.
Then there was the Friday the 13th remake, which I was really looking forward too. The makers promised that the film was going to be a revamped version of the story, molded after the first four films. It was going to gory, scary, entertaining, and fun. The perfect remake. It simply wasn't. It really just recycled the cliches of the series (and slasher films in general), and added nothing new or entertained us with what we were eagerly expecting.
Now, here are the films I'm eager to see.
Drag Me To Hell: Sam Raimi is probably the icon when it comes to the quintessential horror/comedy. Evil Dead and its sequels (Dead by Dawn and Army of Darkness) are films that are simply just funny, scary, and entertaining to watch. Sam Raimi took a break from horror films after Army of Darkness in 1993 to pursue other projects. His closest thing to a horror film was the thriller The Gift in 2000. Then he entered the mainstream with the hit Spider-Man series. Now, aided by a strong lead (Alison Lohman), a hint of political commentary, and a mix of Raimi's trademark horror and humor, Drag Me To Hell promises to be the best new, original horror film that fans have been waiting for. And don't be thrown off by its PG-13 rating. That doesn't mean it's going to be a bad horror film. Poltergeist, one of the best, wasn't rated R.
Halloween II (AKA H2): I'm not going to call this a remake of the first Halloween sequel made all the way back in 1981. This is a completely new story, continuing the events of Rob Zombie's remake of the 1978 classic. While Zombie's film was essentially the same story as John Carpenter's film (with added backstory) the endings were totally different allowing for their respective sequels to go into different directions. While the first sequel was simply the first film set in a hospital, this sequel seems to take a psyschological approach to the slasher formula. This film deals with the mental and physical deterioration of Laurie Strode (Scout Taylor-Compton), after escaping death at the hands of her psychotic brother, Michael Myers. Meanwhile, Dr. Loomis (Malcolm McDowell) continues to hunt down the unstoppable killer. While Zombie's remake was a spin on Carpenter's iconic film, it was a REMAKE meaning that the fans of the original were expecting (and got) a film that has major set pieces from the original inserted into the new film. While, this film has a clean slate and can create something that can be a little more original and fresh while delivering the goods.
NOTE: I had a previous post (called H2: Halloween 2) voicing my own concern and backlash on the direction the new film was going in which is a completely different approach to the story and mostly the character of Michael Myers. But after reading intervies with the cast, crew, and mostly Rob Zombie I completely changed my expectations of the film. Why not see something new and fresh with Michael Myers? We've seen him so many times as this faceless, indestructible killer going around and stabbing people. While this film promises the visceral thrill of an intense horror film, it also promises to be one with a little more thought and attention to detail put into it. Rob Zombie is probably my favorite modern horror director. I never thought any of his films were anywhere near terrible, even though I didn't like his first film. But he seems to grow as a filmmaker and does seem to be a devoted fan of the genre. His approach to how he goes into his films is how every horror director should : a knowledge and love for the genre while adding your own style and twist on the conventions of the genre.
Sorority Row: While nowhere near being an absolute favorite of mine, I did enjoy the original film, entitled The House on Sorority Row. It was just a fun, creepy little slasher film. Along with 1980's Prom Night, this is one of the first REVENGE slasher films where the death of a character sets off this horrible killing spree so justice for the tragedy is served. This was once again popularized by 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer. Since the original film is not very well known, everyone is claiming this is rip-off I Know... After viewing the trailer for this new film (which I thought was pretty awesome) this looks like a film that won't try to be better than the film... just a fun, thrilling companion piece and, may I say, a stylish approach to the 1980s slasher.
The Final Destination (AKA Final Destination 4: Death Trip 3D): Nothing new here... The Final Destination films are pretty entertaining to watch so putting the new one in 3D is definitely a huge draw to see the film.
We have a a variety of films coming up this year - from PG13 to 3D to remake (and sequel to remake) - and they all are getting mixed reactions (and some huge backlash) and some aren't even completed!
So far, we have seen My Bloody Valentine in 3D, a remake of a cult 1981 slasher film. The film, in my opinion, was the best remake of a horror film ever made (actually I thought The Thing and The Blob are the greatest remakes ever made). I wouldn't certainly say it's better than the original - they both have their strengths and weaknesses. But it's everything a remake should be - it shouldn't try to outdo the original, but either expand on the concept or provide a new twist on the story then be as entertaining as possible when executing the idea.
Then there was the Friday the 13th remake, which I was really looking forward too. The makers promised that the film was going to be a revamped version of the story, molded after the first four films. It was going to gory, scary, entertaining, and fun. The perfect remake. It simply wasn't. It really just recycled the cliches of the series (and slasher films in general), and added nothing new or entertained us with what we were eagerly expecting.
Now, here are the films I'm eager to see.
Drag Me To Hell: Sam Raimi is probably the icon when it comes to the quintessential horror/comedy. Evil Dead and its sequels (Dead by Dawn and Army of Darkness) are films that are simply just funny, scary, and entertaining to watch. Sam Raimi took a break from horror films after Army of Darkness in 1993 to pursue other projects. His closest thing to a horror film was the thriller The Gift in 2000. Then he entered the mainstream with the hit Spider-Man series. Now, aided by a strong lead (Alison Lohman), a hint of political commentary, and a mix of Raimi's trademark horror and humor, Drag Me To Hell promises to be the best new, original horror film that fans have been waiting for. And don't be thrown off by its PG-13 rating. That doesn't mean it's going to be a bad horror film. Poltergeist, one of the best, wasn't rated R.
Halloween II (AKA H2): I'm not going to call this a remake of the first Halloween sequel made all the way back in 1981. This is a completely new story, continuing the events of Rob Zombie's remake of the 1978 classic. While Zombie's film was essentially the same story as John Carpenter's film (with added backstory) the endings were totally different allowing for their respective sequels to go into different directions. While the first sequel was simply the first film set in a hospital, this sequel seems to take a psyschological approach to the slasher formula. This film deals with the mental and physical deterioration of Laurie Strode (Scout Taylor-Compton), after escaping death at the hands of her psychotic brother, Michael Myers. Meanwhile, Dr. Loomis (Malcolm McDowell) continues to hunt down the unstoppable killer. While Zombie's remake was a spin on Carpenter's iconic film, it was a REMAKE meaning that the fans of the original were expecting (and got) a film that has major set pieces from the original inserted into the new film. While, this film has a clean slate and can create something that can be a little more original and fresh while delivering the goods.
NOTE: I had a previous post (called H2: Halloween 2) voicing my own concern and backlash on the direction the new film was going in which is a completely different approach to the story and mostly the character of Michael Myers. But after reading intervies with the cast, crew, and mostly Rob Zombie I completely changed my expectations of the film. Why not see something new and fresh with Michael Myers? We've seen him so many times as this faceless, indestructible killer going around and stabbing people. While this film promises the visceral thrill of an intense horror film, it also promises to be one with a little more thought and attention to detail put into it. Rob Zombie is probably my favorite modern horror director. I never thought any of his films were anywhere near terrible, even though I didn't like his first film. But he seems to grow as a filmmaker and does seem to be a devoted fan of the genre. His approach to how he goes into his films is how every horror director should : a knowledge and love for the genre while adding your own style and twist on the conventions of the genre.
Sorority Row: While nowhere near being an absolute favorite of mine, I did enjoy the original film, entitled The House on Sorority Row. It was just a fun, creepy little slasher film. Along with 1980's Prom Night, this is one of the first REVENGE slasher films where the death of a character sets off this horrible killing spree so justice for the tragedy is served. This was once again popularized by 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer. Since the original film is not very well known, everyone is claiming this is rip-off I Know... After viewing the trailer for this new film (which I thought was pretty awesome) this looks like a film that won't try to be better than the film... just a fun, thrilling companion piece and, may I say, a stylish approach to the 1980s slasher.
The Final Destination (AKA Final Destination 4: Death Trip 3D): Nothing new here... The Final Destination films are pretty entertaining to watch so putting the new one in 3D is definitely a huge draw to see the film.
Friday, May 15, 2009
The trailer was better than the film itself!
The title is pretty self-explanatory. Movie trailers and television spots are a marketing campaign to grab a hold of the audiences' attention and have them pay to see the latest film to hit theaters. Horror film trailers are tightly constructed and they have to make the film look scary, thrilling, and entertaining. However, in some cases (especially with today's films), the trailers to some horror films are for more appealing than the film itself. The trailer seemed to be an overview of a lackluster film's highlights. Here are some instances where I found the trailer to be captivating but the film to be a turkey.
Friday the 13th (2009) - This film was probably the biggest disappointment of all time as far as hype goes for an upcoming horror release. The Friday the 13th series is an extremely popular franchise. I myself am an extremely huge fan of the films. I was super stoked when I first viewed this trailer, believing it would be the ultimate Friday the 13th film, concentrating on the good elements of the series to make an amazing throwback to the golden age of horror films. Was I wrong or what?! This film was a dull, unimaginative slasher flick, no better than the most lackluster entry in the franchise. I seriously got bored after the first 20 minutes of the film. It brought nothing new to the table and really just recycled elements from the first four films of the franchise thus turning the whole film into a big cliched mess.
Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) - Since we're on Friday the 13th films, here's another disappointing marketing campaign that promised but didn't deliver. What Friday the 13th fan would not be drawn to the concept of Jason terrorizing the Big Apple? However, 3/4 of the film took place on a cruise ship headed towards NYC. Then the rest of the film deals with Jason chasing two teens in the sewers of Manhattan. There is only one good scene in the film where Jason is walking around Time Square... and everyone is ignoring him! Otherwise, this film sucks.
When A Stranger Calls (2006) - I, myself, was not that impressed with the original 1979 film with the exception of that extremely tense first act. The remake promised to be an extension on the first act and be just as tense. If it failed to do that, it looked like it could have just been a creepy slasher flick. It was neither. It was drawn out sequences of obscene phone calls and shots of the empty house that attempted to generate suspense but couldn't manage to do that.
Hatchet (2006) - I'm sorry Adam Green. You seem to be a huge fan of the horror genre and you are extremely nice. But your film was a turkey. It's not like it was necessarily bad. In fact, it was extremely well made. But this film was a prime example of failing to deliver. The word-of-mouth on this film was that it was probably the greatest horror film of the last twenty years and it was extremely scary and entertaining. Like a new age Friday the 13th Jason-esque slasher film. In some cases, it almost seemed like it was going to be a loose remake of Friday the 13th, Part II. It had cameo appearances from horror legends such as Robert "Freddy Krueger" Englund, Tony "Candyman" Todd, and the killer was played by Kane "Jason Voorhess" Hodder. This should have been a great horror film. It wasn't. Painfully mediocre at best.
The Fog (2005) - What was I thinking? I got so hyped up for this film after seeing this trailer. The 1980 original is one of my favorite films and this trailer promised a film that would capture the spirit of it's predecessor, expanding on the backstory and, overall, giving us a moody and atmospheric ghost story. This film is probably one of the worst horror films ever made.
He Knows You're Alone (1980) - I actually enjoyed this film, especially the excellent beginning. But it could have been better. And that neat little scene where the hand comes crashing through the mirror is not even in the movie! It turns out it was just a marketing gimmick.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) - Riding on the box-office sucess of Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers the prior year, the filmmakers of this fifth installment in the franchise rushed this film into production, hoping to capturelightning in a bottle yet again. While Michael's return was quite thrilling, this film seemed to be the epic battle between good and evil where the victims will strike back and end Michael's reign of terror once and for all. Well, they didn't do so hot. They resorted to the usual stalk-and-slash accompanied by scenes of annoying characters who were just knife fodder and a confusing supernatural sub-plot, and Michael ended up returning in three other sequels.
Friday the 13th (2009) - This film was probably the biggest disappointment of all time as far as hype goes for an upcoming horror release. The Friday the 13th series is an extremely popular franchise. I myself am an extremely huge fan of the films. I was super stoked when I first viewed this trailer, believing it would be the ultimate Friday the 13th film, concentrating on the good elements of the series to make an amazing throwback to the golden age of horror films. Was I wrong or what?! This film was a dull, unimaginative slasher flick, no better than the most lackluster entry in the franchise. I seriously got bored after the first 20 minutes of the film. It brought nothing new to the table and really just recycled elements from the first four films of the franchise thus turning the whole film into a big cliched mess.
Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) - Since we're on Friday the 13th films, here's another disappointing marketing campaign that promised but didn't deliver. What Friday the 13th fan would not be drawn to the concept of Jason terrorizing the Big Apple? However, 3/4 of the film took place on a cruise ship headed towards NYC. Then the rest of the film deals with Jason chasing two teens in the sewers of Manhattan. There is only one good scene in the film where Jason is walking around Time Square... and everyone is ignoring him! Otherwise, this film sucks.
When A Stranger Calls (2006) - I, myself, was not that impressed with the original 1979 film with the exception of that extremely tense first act. The remake promised to be an extension on the first act and be just as tense. If it failed to do that, it looked like it could have just been a creepy slasher flick. It was neither. It was drawn out sequences of obscene phone calls and shots of the empty house that attempted to generate suspense but couldn't manage to do that.
Hatchet (2006) - I'm sorry Adam Green. You seem to be a huge fan of the horror genre and you are extremely nice. But your film was a turkey. It's not like it was necessarily bad. In fact, it was extremely well made. But this film was a prime example of failing to deliver. The word-of-mouth on this film was that it was probably the greatest horror film of the last twenty years and it was extremely scary and entertaining. Like a new age Friday the 13th Jason-esque slasher film. In some cases, it almost seemed like it was going to be a loose remake of Friday the 13th, Part II. It had cameo appearances from horror legends such as Robert "Freddy Krueger" Englund, Tony "Candyman" Todd, and the killer was played by Kane "Jason Voorhess" Hodder. This should have been a great horror film. It wasn't. Painfully mediocre at best.
The Fog (2005) - What was I thinking? I got so hyped up for this film after seeing this trailer. The 1980 original is one of my favorite films and this trailer promised a film that would capture the spirit of it's predecessor, expanding on the backstory and, overall, giving us a moody and atmospheric ghost story. This film is probably one of the worst horror films ever made.
He Knows You're Alone (1980) - I actually enjoyed this film, especially the excellent beginning. But it could have been better. And that neat little scene where the hand comes crashing through the mirror is not even in the movie! It turns out it was just a marketing gimmick.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) - Riding on the box-office sucess of Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers the prior year, the filmmakers of this fifth installment in the franchise rushed this film into production, hoping to capturelightning in a bottle yet again. While Michael's return was quite thrilling, this film seemed to be the epic battle between good and evil where the victims will strike back and end Michael's reign of terror once and for all. Well, they didn't do so hot. They resorted to the usual stalk-and-slash accompanied by scenes of annoying characters who were just knife fodder and a confusing supernatural sub-plot, and Michael ended up returning in three other sequels.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Horror Throne #1: Anthony Perkins
NOTE: SPOILERS AHEAD
"We all go a little mad sometimes". - Norman Bates, Psycho (1960)
In 1960, Alfred Hitchcock's adaptation of Robert Bloch's pulp thriller novel, Psycho shocked audiences around the world. Taking horror out of the Gothic castles and forbidden planets, the story about a young motel owner who covers up the murders of his psychotic mother struck a nerve with movie goers and sky rocketed the careers of director Alfred Hitchcock and star Janet Leigh. But no one was affected by the film's success more than Anthony Perkins, the actor who will forever be known as the tortured Norman Bates.
Anthony Perkins was born on April 4, 1932. His father, stage and film actor James Ripley Osgood Perkins died when Perkins was five and his childhood was shadowed by an unstable relationship with his mother. Perkins' film debut was in 1953 in the film The Actress. Then three years later, Perkins stuck gold with his Golden Globe and Academy Award nominated role in the film Friendly Persuasion, making him Hollywood's hottest young star. He went on to star alongside Audrey Hepburn and Jane Fonda in subsequent films and hit the stage on Broadway. His performance in the play Look Homeward Angel caught the eye of screenwriter Joseph Stefano, who was adapting Robert Bloch's Psycho for the big screen. He began to mold his vision of Norman Bates after the talented Perkins, believing he was perfect for the role.
While Norman Bates in the novelization of Psycho was an overweight, middle-aged alcoholic with no redeeming qualities, Perkins' portrayal of Norman was a whole new character - young and goodlooking, seemingly innocent and trustworthy - making the revelation at the end of the film much more shocking.
While Norman seemed to be an unwilling accomplice to Mother's crimes, it just so happens that Mother has been dead for years. And her memory lives on in Norman, creating two different personalities, dueling it out in Norman's psyche.
The film was both a blessing and a curse to Perkins' career. Perkins became the victim of typecast. While appearing in hit films throughout the '60s and '70s such as Catch-22 and Murder on the Orient Express, Perkins career managed to stay afloat by returning to the role that made him famous. Under the masterful director of Richard Franklin (Road Games) and an excellent performance by its main player, Psycho II opened in the summer of 1983 and became the sleeper hit of the season. While the original film simply portrayed Norman as an unhinged mind, the sequel gave Perkins room to test his acting chops and turn Norman into a tragic hero, one who is constantly at war with himself.
This seemed to mirror Perkins' personal life, in which the actor lead a double life. One as a normal family man with a successful career and the other as a closet homosexual who was at war with his own identity.
Perkins' creative abilities continued to expand. Not only did her deliver an even more masterful performance as Norman Bates in 1986's Psycho III, but he used his talents to direct the film as well, delivering the ultimate character study on Norman Bates and now forever tying Perkins to the legacy of his on-screen persona.
Between the third film and the final chapter in the series - 1990's Psycho IV: The Beginning - Perkins tragically contracted the AIDS virus, putting his personal life in the spotlight. Just as the ending of Psycho IV brought closure to the character of Norman Bates, on September 12, 1992 passed away but not without confronting his own fears and learning to accept himself. In the end, Anthony Perkins left behind a legacy - much like Norman Bates - of great tragedy and triumph.
"We all go a little mad sometimes". - Norman Bates, Psycho (1960)
In 1960, Alfred Hitchcock's adaptation of Robert Bloch's pulp thriller novel, Psycho shocked audiences around the world. Taking horror out of the Gothic castles and forbidden planets, the story about a young motel owner who covers up the murders of his psychotic mother struck a nerve with movie goers and sky rocketed the careers of director Alfred Hitchcock and star Janet Leigh. But no one was affected by the film's success more than Anthony Perkins, the actor who will forever be known as the tortured Norman Bates.
Anthony Perkins was born on April 4, 1932. His father, stage and film actor James Ripley Osgood Perkins died when Perkins was five and his childhood was shadowed by an unstable relationship with his mother. Perkins' film debut was in 1953 in the film The Actress. Then three years later, Perkins stuck gold with his Golden Globe and Academy Award nominated role in the film Friendly Persuasion, making him Hollywood's hottest young star. He went on to star alongside Audrey Hepburn and Jane Fonda in subsequent films and hit the stage on Broadway. His performance in the play Look Homeward Angel caught the eye of screenwriter Joseph Stefano, who was adapting Robert Bloch's Psycho for the big screen. He began to mold his vision of Norman Bates after the talented Perkins, believing he was perfect for the role.
While Norman Bates in the novelization of Psycho was an overweight, middle-aged alcoholic with no redeeming qualities, Perkins' portrayal of Norman was a whole new character - young and goodlooking, seemingly innocent and trustworthy - making the revelation at the end of the film much more shocking.
While Norman seemed to be an unwilling accomplice to Mother's crimes, it just so happens that Mother has been dead for years. And her memory lives on in Norman, creating two different personalities, dueling it out in Norman's psyche.
The film was both a blessing and a curse to Perkins' career. Perkins became the victim of typecast. While appearing in hit films throughout the '60s and '70s such as Catch-22 and Murder on the Orient Express, Perkins career managed to stay afloat by returning to the role that made him famous. Under the masterful director of Richard Franklin (Road Games) and an excellent performance by its main player, Psycho II opened in the summer of 1983 and became the sleeper hit of the season. While the original film simply portrayed Norman as an unhinged mind, the sequel gave Perkins room to test his acting chops and turn Norman into a tragic hero, one who is constantly at war with himself.
This seemed to mirror Perkins' personal life, in which the actor lead a double life. One as a normal family man with a successful career and the other as a closet homosexual who was at war with his own identity.
Perkins' creative abilities continued to expand. Not only did her deliver an even more masterful performance as Norman Bates in 1986's Psycho III, but he used his talents to direct the film as well, delivering the ultimate character study on Norman Bates and now forever tying Perkins to the legacy of his on-screen persona.
Between the third film and the final chapter in the series - 1990's Psycho IV: The Beginning - Perkins tragically contracted the AIDS virus, putting his personal life in the spotlight. Just as the ending of Psycho IV brought closure to the character of Norman Bates, on September 12, 1992 passed away but not without confronting his own fears and learning to accept himself. In the end, Anthony Perkins left behind a legacy - much like Norman Bates - of great tragedy and triumph.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Best Horror Movie Posters
These are just my opinion of what I think are the Best Horror Movie Posters. Feel free to add your thoughts.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): How could you not be intrigued by this poster? A pretty horrific image with a twisted tagline: Who will survive and what will be left of them? Plus the gimmick of claiming that the events portrayed on the film actually happened.
Black Christmas (1974): A symbol of holiday cheer contains a creepy image of a murder victim, with a look of horror on her face - the last expression on her face before she met her fate at the hands of a mysterious killer. This poster pretty much defines the simplistic yet creepy atmosphere of the film.
Jaws (1975): Though the shark in the film wasn't exactly that big, it did tell the audience that the monster in this film is nothing you've ever seen before.
Halloween (1978): Like the theme music and the mask, the poster art for this film is iconic. The simple yet creative design of the knife interspersed with the pumpkin represents exactly what the film is: you don't need much to be effective.
Dawn of the Dead (1978): The tagline for this is probably the most popular line from a horror film. For some reason, this simple poster art is just awesome.
Friday the 13th (1980): You just know something bad is going to happen to the naive youngsters in this poster as they are dominated by the silhouette of a prowler, wielding a bloody knife. Like the film's influence on the slasher genre throughout the 1980s, this poster definitely had influence on the poster art for many slasher films to follow.
The Evil Dead (1981): The disturbing image of an innocent young woman being pulled down into the depths of Hell by some sort of demon reflects the the brutal ferocity of the film itself, promising not to disappoint potential viewers.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): How could you not be intrigued by this poster? A pretty horrific image with a twisted tagline: Who will survive and what will be left of them? Plus the gimmick of claiming that the events portrayed on the film actually happened.
Black Christmas (1974): A symbol of holiday cheer contains a creepy image of a murder victim, with a look of horror on her face - the last expression on her face before she met her fate at the hands of a mysterious killer. This poster pretty much defines the simplistic yet creepy atmosphere of the film.
Jaws (1975): Though the shark in the film wasn't exactly that big, it did tell the audience that the monster in this film is nothing you've ever seen before.
Halloween (1978): Like the theme music and the mask, the poster art for this film is iconic. The simple yet creative design of the knife interspersed with the pumpkin represents exactly what the film is: you don't need much to be effective.
Dawn of the Dead (1978): The tagline for this is probably the most popular line from a horror film. For some reason, this simple poster art is just awesome.
Friday the 13th (1980): You just know something bad is going to happen to the naive youngsters in this poster as they are dominated by the silhouette of a prowler, wielding a bloody knife. Like the film's influence on the slasher genre throughout the 1980s, this poster definitely had influence on the poster art for many slasher films to follow.
The Evil Dead (1981): The disturbing image of an innocent young woman being pulled down into the depths of Hell by some sort of demon reflects the the brutal ferocity of the film itself, promising not to disappoint potential viewers.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Crypticon Seattle Horror Convention June 5-7 2009
Since Seattle's first horror convention was a huge success last year, Crypticon will again be having a convention this year. This year's guests will include Lloyd "Troma" Kaufman, Adrienne Barbeau (The Fog), Tom Atkins (Night of the Creeps), Nancy Loomis (Halloween), Charles Cyphers (Halloween), Ken Foree (Dawn of the Dead), Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes), Howard "Bub" Sherman (Day of the Dead), and a Phantasm reunion - with director Don Coscarelli, Reggie Bannister, Bill Thornbury, and Kathy Lester - and more!.
It will be held at the Seattle Center on June 5-7.
For more details, go to:
http://www.crypticonseattle.com/
It will be held at the Seattle Center on June 5-7.
For more details, go to:
http://www.crypticonseattle.com/
H2: Halloween 2
Rob Zombie was given the most challenging task as a horror director: remake the the most famous and sacred film in the horror genre. That film was Halloween. Zombie's "re-imagining" of John Carpenter's 1978 classic was met with divided praise from fans, some saying it was a superior remake while others called it blasphemous.
But now Zombie is following up his vision of the story with an even more controversial sequel, simply entitled: H2. The film opens in several months, but apparently from the trailer we will be given a vision of the Halloween mythos that concerns Michael Myers with a new look continuing to stalk his younger sister, Laurie Strode who has become mentally unhinged since the events of the prior film. Meanwhile, Michael's psychiatrist, Dr. Samuel Loomis continues to hunt down the unstoppable killing machine.
Also, it seems that Michael is visited by the vision or ghost of his dead mother (played by Rob Zombie's wife, of course) who tells her son to kill in order to bring the family together.
It is quite apparent that Rob Zombie is taking major risks with this film, from changing Michael's look to showing a driving force to Michael's evil (which is identical to the plot device of both the Psycho and Friday the 13th films). While it's a breath of fresh air to add something new to the series outside the usual stalk-and-slash, if these new elements are not executed well, this film could be a disaster. You be the judge. Personally, I hate the 'Ghost Mom' angle. It seems too out of the place and cheesy. Plus, it goes against the character. Michael Myers is a force of evil. Even in Zombie's first film, Michael was already a bad seed despite a dysfunctional childhood. So, Michael's mother being the force that compels him to kill is a huge disservice to the character.
P.S. For you purists and nostalgic ones, here's a creepy clip from the original Halloween II from 1981.
But now Zombie is following up his vision of the story with an even more controversial sequel, simply entitled: H2. The film opens in several months, but apparently from the trailer we will be given a vision of the Halloween mythos that concerns Michael Myers with a new look continuing to stalk his younger sister, Laurie Strode who has become mentally unhinged since the events of the prior film. Meanwhile, Michael's psychiatrist, Dr. Samuel Loomis continues to hunt down the unstoppable killing machine.
Also, it seems that Michael is visited by the vision or ghost of his dead mother (played by Rob Zombie's wife, of course) who tells her son to kill in order to bring the family together.
It is quite apparent that Rob Zombie is taking major risks with this film, from changing Michael's look to showing a driving force to Michael's evil (which is identical to the plot device of both the Psycho and Friday the 13th films). While it's a breath of fresh air to add something new to the series outside the usual stalk-and-slash, if these new elements are not executed well, this film could be a disaster. You be the judge. Personally, I hate the 'Ghost Mom' angle. It seems too out of the place and cheesy. Plus, it goes against the character. Michael Myers is a force of evil. Even in Zombie's first film, Michael was already a bad seed despite a dysfunctional childhood. So, Michael's mother being the force that compels him to kill is a huge disservice to the character.
P.S. For you purists and nostalgic ones, here's a creepy clip from the original Halloween II from 1981.
Greatest Scenes in Horror
Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens [A Symphony of Horror] (1922)- Rise: Count Orlock rises from his coffin. A truly terrifying scene. For 1922 - the make-up work, the movements of Max Schreck (Count Orlock), and the special effects are truly amazing.
The Phantom of the Opera (1925) - Unmasked: The up-and-coming opera singer Chrisine Dae discovers what's the behind the mask of brilliant composer, Erik. NOTE: This scene was originally in black & white and silent. This is a pretty cool, colorized, and scored version of the scene.
Psycho (1960) - Arbogast Meets Mother: Detective Arbogast is suspicious of Norman Bates. Beautiful Marion Crane has just disappeared and she was last seen at the Bates Motel. Arbogast gets a nasty welcome when he attempts to interrogate Norman's dear Mother.
Night of the Living Dead (1968) - "They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!": In the cemetery, Johnny teases his sister, Barbara with the notion that the dead will rise to collect Barbara. Was he right or what?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - Somebody home?: In this scene, Kirk learns that curiousity killed the cat. A truly effective scene.
Carrie (1976) - "They're All Going To Laugh At You!": Carrie White's fantasy becomes a nightmare as a few of her cruel classmates humiliate her at the prom. But Carrie got the last laugh.
Halloween (1978) - The Mona Lisa of Murder: The suspense builds up perfectly up to the point where Michael Myers strikes. After he finishes off poor Bob, he takes a few seconds to admire his work as if he is observing a piece of art.
Alien (1979) - Soup's On: I definitely will not be having what he had. The claustrophobic, handheld camera work in this scene is what helps heighten the tension in this scene.
Friday the 13th (1980) - He's Still There: It's all over... or is it? Alice has just decapitated the maniacal Mrs. Voorhees who was on a vengeful killing spree over the death of her son, Jason. In the end, like mother like son.
Definitely leaves it open for a Friday the 13th, Part 2... and that certainly happened. As did Part 3 through Part remake.
The Thing (1982) - "You've gotta be fuckin' kidding!": With perhaps the greatest special effects ever printed onto celluoid, this truly terrifying scene shows Norris suffering from a heart attack. Or what we think is Norris... This film still scares me to this date.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - "This... is God!": Tina's faith in God is powerless against the evil Freddy Krueger. 1, 2 Freddy's Coming For You.
The Exorcist III (1990) - Legion: I've never been a big fan of The Exorcist and I've never seen this film. But I've heard about this scene countless time on horror movie websites, calling it one of the scariest scenes from a very underrated film. This scene does a perfect job at building tension through with it's cinematography and pacing. Sure as hell scared me!
Candyman (1993) - "Be my victim...": Undeniably, this is the scariest and most atmospheric horror film of the past twenty years. While an extremely gory, brutal film it's scariest moment is beautifully simplisitc.
The Strangers (2008) - Lock Your Doors, Pretend You're Safe: In this day and age, a good horror film is hard to come by these days. Especially a horror film with a simple plot and a low budget that manages to scare us. Even though this film did have it's share of cliches, it was still scary. Even this scene is nothing new - it is obviously inspired by the original Halloween. But it was executed to perfection. This is also the first time I was in the theater for a horror film where everyone started to scream at a certain scene, as shown in this video which was filmed at showing of the movie.
The Phantom of the Opera (1925) - Unmasked: The up-and-coming opera singer Chrisine Dae discovers what's the behind the mask of brilliant composer, Erik. NOTE: This scene was originally in black & white and silent. This is a pretty cool, colorized, and scored version of the scene.
Psycho (1960) - Arbogast Meets Mother: Detective Arbogast is suspicious of Norman Bates. Beautiful Marion Crane has just disappeared and she was last seen at the Bates Motel. Arbogast gets a nasty welcome when he attempts to interrogate Norman's dear Mother.
Night of the Living Dead (1968) - "They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!": In the cemetery, Johnny teases his sister, Barbara with the notion that the dead will rise to collect Barbara. Was he right or what?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - Somebody home?: In this scene, Kirk learns that curiousity killed the cat. A truly effective scene.
Carrie (1976) - "They're All Going To Laugh At You!": Carrie White's fantasy becomes a nightmare as a few of her cruel classmates humiliate her at the prom. But Carrie got the last laugh.
Halloween (1978) - The Mona Lisa of Murder: The suspense builds up perfectly up to the point where Michael Myers strikes. After he finishes off poor Bob, he takes a few seconds to admire his work as if he is observing a piece of art.
Alien (1979) - Soup's On: I definitely will not be having what he had. The claustrophobic, handheld camera work in this scene is what helps heighten the tension in this scene.
Friday the 13th (1980) - He's Still There: It's all over... or is it? Alice has just decapitated the maniacal Mrs. Voorhees who was on a vengeful killing spree over the death of her son, Jason. In the end, like mother like son.
Definitely leaves it open for a Friday the 13th, Part 2... and that certainly happened. As did Part 3 through Part remake.
The Thing (1982) - "You've gotta be fuckin' kidding!": With perhaps the greatest special effects ever printed onto celluoid, this truly terrifying scene shows Norris suffering from a heart attack. Or what we think is Norris... This film still scares me to this date.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - "This... is God!": Tina's faith in God is powerless against the evil Freddy Krueger. 1, 2 Freddy's Coming For You.
The Exorcist III (1990) - Legion: I've never been a big fan of The Exorcist and I've never seen this film. But I've heard about this scene countless time on horror movie websites, calling it one of the scariest scenes from a very underrated film. This scene does a perfect job at building tension through with it's cinematography and pacing. Sure as hell scared me!
Candyman (1993) - "Be my victim...": Undeniably, this is the scariest and most atmospheric horror film of the past twenty years. While an extremely gory, brutal film it's scariest moment is beautifully simplisitc.
The Strangers (2008) - Lock Your Doors, Pretend You're Safe: In this day and age, a good horror film is hard to come by these days. Especially a horror film with a simple plot and a low budget that manages to scare us. Even though this film did have it's share of cliches, it was still scary. Even this scene is nothing new - it is obviously inspired by the original Halloween. But it was executed to perfection. This is also the first time I was in the theater for a horror film where everyone started to scream at a certain scene, as shown in this video which was filmed at showing of the movie.
Welcome to My Bloody Page
Hello my name is Johnathon and I'm a horror fan.
And Welcome to MY BLOODY PAGE!
The horror genre has the most loyal group of fans - I mean, come on, have you ever heard of Romantic-Comedy Conventions? Horror fans do everything from watching horror films to collecting horror memorabilia to reading up on anything horror-related online.
I've created this page to give online users a little taste of horror every day. Keep reading and stay scary!!! :D
- Johnathon
And Welcome to MY BLOODY PAGE!
The horror genre has the most loyal group of fans - I mean, come on, have you ever heard of Romantic-Comedy Conventions? Horror fans do everything from watching horror films to collecting horror memorabilia to reading up on anything horror-related online.
I've created this page to give online users a little taste of horror every day. Keep reading and stay scary!!! :D
- Johnathon
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